Anniversary Jokes

Grandson, Bradley Janssen delivers some anniversary jokes.

Celebrating our Anniversary
A farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Willy," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig!"The farmer scratched his grizzled head.
"Gee, Dot," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

Anniversary Gift
Two men were talking and one said to the other,
"You're having an anniversary soon, right?"
Wilbert replied, "Yep, 50 years."
"Wow," said the other. "What are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?"
Wilbert replied, "We're going on a trip to Australia."
"Wow, Australia, that's some gift!" said the other man.
"That's going to be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your next anniversary?"
"Oh, I'll probably go back and get her."

The Wedding Story
A couple was reminiscing about their wedding and remembered this story:”Remember the little boy in our wedding. He was walking down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the pews. While facing the people sitting in the pews, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. Everybody was laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.”
When we asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I'm the Ring Bear."